[doug.o'.hara] - John Sander's best friend and sex crazed adolescent. [favorite.tv.show] - ??? [favorite.band] - the Muse [favorite.movies] - Busty Babes 5 [favorite.quotes] "I was stuck in that closet for the last two hours... and there was no naked lesbian touching." "Yoink!" "A girl said porn!" "If they(Girls) were still here, we'd be sitting inside them..." "That was actually a tape of Sanders eating dirt..." "Free your boobs!" "Step right up! Everyone! Wet t-shirt contest! Yes, that means you, yes you, could win your very own white t- shirt. All you have to do is put it on and let us pelt you with water balloons!" "Maybe the fact that you're a tool?" "There's a windmill.(Sanders leaves) I lied. There is no windmill." "Why'd you buy a llama when you could buy sex?" [appearances] Recurring Character : Season 1 1x02: [campsite.hijinx] 1x04: [the.big.room.w/.lots.of.people] 1x06: [everyone.to.the.principal's.office] 1x07: [there.is.an.ending!.honest] 1x08: [a.swank.party] 1x09: [the.special.episodes.Vol.1] 1x10: [bando.bandaid] 1x11: [series.finale] Recurring Character Regular Character : Season 2 2x03: [great.lakes.diner] 2x06: [the.band.trip.pt1] 2x07: [the.band.trip.pt2*] 2x08: [love.siebtangle] * - Denotes Non-Speaking Role