[eddie.scott.poser] - The class clown who believes himself to be the rightful heir to the throne of Poland. [favorite.tv.show] - [favorite.band.currently] - [favorite.movies] - [favorite.quotes] "Yeah. What's the American stance on pogs? Do they cause terrorism like the commercials say drugs do? Because I have the largest collection EVVVVAAAAAA!" "I'm the King of Pogs too." "JUGGLE! I SAID JUGGLE MARK!" "MUST SQUASH THE REBELLION!" "I order you to kill him at once." "I. Don't. Like. You." "I feel so hungry. I'm light headed. I don't think I'm going to make it. Tell my wife and kids, I love them. And use my dead body for food. We both don't have to die.(is handed chips)Oh Glorious Day! (pause) You aren't still going to eat me... right?" "You know, in Poland, we don't have periods. We have fumblefaeries." "the King of Poland DEMANDS that you dance for his pleasure! And make it a SNOOPY Dance!" "What sort of death host do you think I am? One that can afford a PIE?!?" "You are NOT allowed to talk anymore... you may only... dance!" "I'm buying more things to juggle... cuz my hamster died." "Do you have any spare teeth? (Off her looks) It's for a science project." "Sly. You should be my attorney general." "I'm guarding against Samenella I hear they target eggs." "Reason is FORBIDDEN in Poland!" [appearances] Recurring Character Season 1 1x01: [the.black.album] 1x03: [before.the.big.room.w/.lots.of.people] 1x04: [the.big.room.w/.lots.of.people] 1x06: [everyone.to.the.principal's.office] 1x07: [there.is.an.ending!.honest] 1x08: [a.swank.party] 1x09: [the.special.episodes.Vol.1] 1x10: [bando.bandaid] 1x11: [series.finale] Recurring Character Season 2 2x01: [pawn.shop.power] 2x03: [great.lakes.diner] 2x04: [i'm.a.lil'.short] 2x07: [the.band.trip.pt2] 2x09: [spontaneous.combustion] * - Denotes Non-Speaking Role