Generation LMNOP : Season 2 - Episode 7 : The Band Trip(pt2)
Original Draft Completed January 10th, 2006 TEASER INT. HOTEL LOBBY -- AFTERNOON NARRATOR Previously, on GEN LMNOP. The BAND DIRECTOR resides over the entire lobby, congragating the students around him. The screen catches him 24 like and grabs a still frame as the words "Band Director" appear to the side. BAND DIRECTOR Welcome, everyone to Florida! Two students, Doug O'Hara and John Sanders, are scuffling slightly. BAND DIRECTOR (CONT'D) Hey, no fighting. Break it up. Save it for the competition. Don't make me make you run laps. Because I can do it. And I will. Because I'm the President. EDDIE SCOTT POSER Don't you mean band director? BAND DIRECTOR Somebody muzzle him. EDDIE SCOTT POSER (shouting) You can't do this to Poland! JACOB RAWLINGS, the large kid, locks on behind Poser and drags his lifeless body away. INT. CLASSROOM -- DAY NICOLE, LAURA, LUCY, and NEIL are sitting around the table, just after Neil had asked her out for Saturday. They're sitting in awkward silence. LAURA (V.O.) You went out with Midus? NICOLE (V.O.) Did I? LAURA (V.O.) Finally. Jeez. He's Liked you for like, ever... whoops? NEIL (V.O.) Are you, I dunno, free Saturday Night? --------------------------------------------------------- 2. ZOOM on NICOLE, cut it out, and display "Nicole Larson" to the side 24 style. NEIL lightly slaps the table with his palm, and calmly exits the scene, as NICOLE continues to be unresponsive. LAURA looks toward NICOLE, who glares at her. LAURA I think it's time I do my best impersonation of myself and... LAURA bails out of the front door of the room. NICOLE watches her go, and sees NEIL, who waves to her somewhat sheepishly. She lowers her head, and inside her notebook is a picture of them all dressed in their Halloween costumes together. She smiles, as she looks at Midus. INT. CLUB -- NIGHT JACKSON and MIDUS are slow dancing with MOLLY and ERIN respectively. Freeze Frame on Midus w/Erin, and go 24 style, saying Midus Steele. JACKSON slowly lowers his hands to MOLLY's ass, and squeezes suggestively. He nods toward MIDUS to do the same, who shakes his head no. But ERIN grabs his hand which was by her waist and lowers it ever so slightly to her hips. INT. CLUB BATHROOM -- NIGHT VAL is sweating and her curly hair is frizzled and tangled. She looks like a mess. Freeze Frame on VAL : 24 style with "Valeria McKierson" displayed. A few girls bump into her after exiting their stalls and washing their hands. She looks considerably annoyed. VAL (screaming) My dad could find you and kill you before your next inhale off that disgusting cigarette! INT. HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT JACKSON is the last one to climb in over the balcony, as he seems to have a tough time with it. Freeze Frame on JACKSON, 24 style with "Jackson Kechs" written on the side. --------------------------------------------------------- 3. MIDUS Yo, We're only on the second story... VAL And we had a ladder. JACKSON Shut up. END OF TEASER --------------------------------------------------------- 4. ACT ONE EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- AFTERNOON FRIDAY : 03:31:58 PM : FLORIDA The word "Friday" is written above the timer, in the same style. As the timer ticks "Friday" - "Fridaz" - "Fridba" - "Fridbb" - "Fridbc" MIDUS, ERIN, MOLLY, JACKSON, and VAL are walking around around the amusement park. MIDUS is holding ERIN's hand, as JACKSON has his arm around MOLLY. They see the large line in front of them for a ride. JACKSON (arms up) I REFUSE! VAL, arms crossed, is very dishevled and quite annoyed. VAL Someone kill me now. JACKSON pulls out a broad sword and raises it high. VAL (CONT'D) It's just an expression... God, you take things so literal. VAL storms off. JACKSON If you don't want me to take things literally, don't say them out loud! MIDUS Where'd ja get the broad sword? JACKSON Hammerspace. MIDUS Yeah, I love their monthly rates. INT. HAMMERSPACE -- CONTINUOUS JACKSON is standing in a floating space world. Sitting on a planet is the HAMMERSPACE SHOP KEEPER. HAMMERSPACE SHOP KEEPER Get your broad swords, your anvils, your tnt. Your pie's, your paint cans to paint tunnels on the sides of walls. Anything and everything is fifty percent off! --------------------------------------------------------- 5. JACKSON You got any strippers? HAMMERSPACE SHOP KEEPER Just... a few venereal diseased ones... JACKSON Ewww... I'll just take the one then. EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- CONTINUOUS MIDUS and JACKSON remain, as MOLLY and ERIN's attention's are diverted. They are looking into a Target Shoping store. MIDUS Oh God. We boreded them into retaliating by shopping. ERIN Hey, let's go in. MIDUS Tower Records? I dunno, you ever hear of that Columbia House? You get 13 cd's for a penny. Now that's a good deal. JACKSON crosses his arms and narrows his eyes. JACKSON Jew. MIDUS I'm just confused as to why a tower records is inside Disney Land. JACKSON No, we left that snoreland like, fifteen minutes ago. INT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- CONTINUOUS VAL, standing alone in front of a ride, is eating a small bag of popcorn. EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- CONTINUOUS JACKSON is still speaking just as before. JACKSON What did you think we were doing when we hoped the fence? MIDUS I was more concerned with the swamp of alligators. --------------------------------------------------------- 6. JACKSON I think they were mutated. MIDUS You think everything is mutated. JACKSON Only cool things are mutated. Molly walks up. MOLLY Am I mutated? JACKSON (stops) Okay, that's a trick question. (stops) Who wants a free dvd? Anyone? MOLLY and ERIN raise their hand. MIDUS starts to as well. JACKSON (CONT'D) Midus I swear to whatever spirit, janitor, or orange juice spill that created this universe that I will kill you within an inch of death. MIDUS Like I haven't heard that before. INT. 8TH GRADE PRINCIPALS OFFICE -- FLASHBACK MIDUS is jittery as JACKSON begins whisper yelling at him. There is a HUGE gaping wall behind them, torn down by some sort of wrecking ball most likely, exposing the cool Fall afternoon sun. JACKSON -that created this universe that I will kill you- INT. 7TH GRADE FIELD TRIP: ZOO -- FLASHBACK A Gorilla cage has been opened, and MIDUS and JACKSON are held off to the side for questioning. JACKSON -that I will kill you withing an inch INT. 5TH GRADE LUNCHROOM -- FLASHBACK Inside a cafeteria, it's a HUGE mess. It's as if there was a HUGE food fight. MIDUS and JACKSON are left behind, covered in mess, as JACKSON leans in. --------------------------------------------------------- 7. JACKSON -kill you within an inch of death. He smiles. JACKSON (CONT'D) I love you man! He pats MIDUS awkwardly on the back. EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- CONTINUOUS JACKSON raises his arm. JACKSON I- MIDUS (cutting him off) Don't do it! MIDUS points to Jackson's arm and uses it to also block his pat attempt. MIDUS (CONT'D) I know kung fu... JACKSON Bullshit. MIDUS Okay, I read a book about kung fu. (to Erin) What time is it? ERIN checks her watch, as the time FRIDAY : 4:22:01 PM : FLORIDA appears on screen. ERIN smiles as she says it. ERIN 4:20. MIDUS Oh crap, we gotta go back. We've got that performance. Jackson looks at MIDUS for a few moments, before bursting out into laughter. He then suddenly stops. JACKSON Wait, what band? The girls stand behind him for a moment. MOLLY (Jacksonlike) He didn't say anything about a band... --------------------------------------------------------- 8. EXT. HOMETOWN : SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- AFTERNOON NICOLE walks out of the steps of the school, the time 4:14:42 is displayed on screen. WIDER as she clutches her books and notebook to her chest. She walks, as a light rain slowly falls down on her. She bundles around a corner, and standing there in her viewline is NEIL, holding an umbrella. He turns to NICOLE, and lets out a smile. NEIL Care for an umbrella my lady? NICOLE You really don't have to. NEIL I really do. The last time I offered someone an umbrella and they turned me down, well, let's just say it was like something out of Dead Like Me. INT. OFFICE BUILDING -- DAY People are busily working at their typewriters. A man is drinking some water out of the cooler and checking up on the baseball sign ups. Another girl is feverishly typing, as a picture of her loved ones lie in the back ground. A third is playing chinese paper football, with pencils made for goal posts. Suddenly, the one edge of the building sinks in the foundation, sending the building down onto a slant. The bottom floor of the room we are on gives out in the corner, where the girl was feverishly typing. She lands down below into kiddie slip and slide. She slides down the edge and hits the edge of the bag, before tumbling over top and flipping out of the window. WIDER shows her falling down a few stories before SPLAT! EXT. HOMETOWN : STREETS -- CONTINUOUS NEIL slams his hand together to mimik the sound. NEIL So you see why I can't let you say no. NICOLE But what did that have to do with her accident. NEIL Can't you see? (MORE) --------------------------------------------------------- 9. NEIL (CONT'D) If she used my umbrella, her clothes wouldn't be soaked. And if her clothes weren't soaked, it would have been much tougher for her to slip down that slide to her crater making demise. NEIL tosses his head down and lets out a sigh. NEIL (CONT'D) I don't know why I just said that. I guess I just sort of make things up as I go to impress people. I dunno, I just really think you're a nice, beautiful, down to earth kind of girl, and, well, I'd like to take you out for dinner tonight. NICOLE I don't think I... NEIL C'mon. Just one dinner. I promise, everything will be alright. Scouts honor. He raises two fingers in a wrongful salute. NICOLE Are you really a boy scout? NEIL Nah... but seriously, you can trust me. Cuz I am always prepared for anything. Neil produces a boquet of six roses from his backpack, smallish in size but bright and vibrant. He hands them to Nicole and extends his hand. NEIL (CONT'D) One rose for every week I've thought about you. Nicole lets out a slight smile. WIDER, as NICOLE grabs NEIL'S arm and they continue walking down that long empty alleyway from the Teaser segments. NEIL (CONT'D) I had to do it for five weeks prior, so I was like that number with the exclaimation point after it. NICOLE (confused) Yeah... I don't... know that. --------------------------------------------------------- 10. NEIL It's math! You don't know math? I'll tell you all about it, it's purely FASCINATING, in a strictly boring sense. Nicole laughs as they walk off. NEIL (CONT'D) Hold them out as you walk, they might need water. NICOLE then does so, tossing her arms out and letting out a slight laugh. END OF ACT ONE --------------------------------------------------------- 11. ACT TWO INT. NICOLE'S BEDROOM -- MORNING SATURDAY : 10:20:34 AM. NICOLE, fast asleep, lays in her bed. She's got a very mature looking room, very kempt and clean. The phone rings, as she stirs and lets out a slight smile. She leans over, and picks the phone off the reciever. NEIL (O.S.) I know I'm supposed to wait like, six days, but... swingers is overrated. NICOLE smiles. INT. HOTEL ROOM -- EVENING MIDUS, sleeping in a bed, has a woman next to him. It looks like it could be Erin, as her face is covered almost completely. That's when a KNOCK on the door is heard, and she SHOOTS up. It's VAL. She's fully dressed. MIDUS keeps his head on the pillow, and just opens his eyes without moving his head. MIDUS Jackson, I will kill you in your sleep. Or when you eat. So really, the next time I see you. So you should just get a head start and run like hell. Try finland. I don't like Finland. FEMALE VOICE (O.S.) Inspection time! MIDUS gives VAL a look of terror. MIDUS Oh shit. I should know by now that God hates us all. INT. HEAVEN -- DAY GODD sits at his office desk, playing with Ninja Turtles. He's ecstatic. GODD I should make them REAL! INT. BASEMENT -- MORNING LINK, SCOTT, and EDDIE CHENO are smoking a bit of ganja. That's when the TURTLES faze into existence. --------------------------------------------------------- 12. Leonardo's sword fazes straight into the back of Link. LINK Oh God... My spleen. Link falls to his knees, and keels over. SCOTT turns to EDDIE CHENO with wide eyes. SCOTT Dude!... when did you buy turtles? INT. HOTEL ROOM -- CONTINUOUS VAL quickly gets up and races to the bathroom in order to hide. MIDUS Can't have her here. MIDUS says, dusting himself off as he turns toward the door, taking in a deep sigh. He then comes back into frame, and stops, before shaking his head down and groaning before turning back to the door. He stops a few steps in, and then turns back, and stops again. He reaches over to the side and pulls out a chair, and sits in it. He thinks the situation over for a few seconds, and he takes in a deep sigh, before he leans back in his chair against the dresser, his hand inadvertantly touching the remote control. He grabs it out of instinct and turns on the tv. It's something humorous, and MIDUS starts to laugh. It cuts to the door. FEMALE VOICE (O.S.) MIDUS STEELE AND JACKSON KECHS! OPEN UP! We're checking out! At this point, MIDUS has gained a comic book and a candy bar. He doesn't even avert his gaze. MIDUS I thought better of you than this! FEMALE VOICE (O.S.) You mean you actually respected an authority figure? MIDUS No Erin, but check out time is noon. The door opens, JACKSON having used his card. JACKSON THINK FASTER! JACKSON tosses MIDUS a snake, which MIDUS catches and falls to the ground, since it's a HUGE boa constrictor. --------------------------------------------------------- 13. JACKSON (CONT'D) Ha, now how ya respect me bitch? That's a trick and a ha- (change in mood) Is... it eating him? EXT. NICOLE'S HOME -- DAY An older middle age man, Jack Bristow esq, stands just in front of the doorway. He taps on the door three times, before Nicole answers. Laura is in the background. NICOLE Hi. ELDERLY SPY I was wondering if you could find out where Jackson Kechs resides. I've been looking for him all week. NICOLE Is he... in trouble? ELDERLY SPY Depends... is fraud a charge? The ELDERLY SPY holds up a contract involving him and Jackson off of Ebay for one Immortality. In a FLASH, the Spy throat chops Nicole's neck before shooting Laura in the head. With NICOLE down, he rests his knee on her chin, choking her, as he points the gun down into her face. ELDERLY SPY (CONT'D) Tell me... Where Jackson Kechs is. Wider Shot, and Jackson is standing there with a popsicle. JACKSON What's goi- (looks around) THAT'S MY PAPER BAG YOU'RE BLEADING ON. Flashback End NICOLE shakes off the thought as Laura is there in front of her. NICOLE You ever find out about that guy who attacked us last week? LAURA Oh yeah... apparently Jackson killed a guy. --------------------------------------------------------- 14. INT. SUPERMARKET -- DAY JACKSON takes away a wet floor sign, as a woman slips and cracks her neck. JACKSON Oh Go- (pause) Deja vu?! INT. AUTO PLANT STORE -- DAY JACKSON hits a press release and a car falls onto a mechanic. JACKSON Oh Go- (pause) Deja vu! EXT. SCHOOL YARD -- DAY JACKSON throws a football which smacks a kid in the face. He falls off the top of monkey bars and cracks his neck. JACKSON rushes over. JACKSON Oh God... (pause) You alright? (pause, kicks him) Kid? (pause) Is it nap time? (pause) I think it's nap time. He walks away calmly. EXT. NICOLE'S HOME -- DAY LAURA and NICOLE enter the house. In the background, EDDIE SCOTT POSER and MARK walk by. MARK I can't stop a bus with my pinky. I don't know why you think I can. EDDIE SCOTT POSER You've obviously got some sort of super power, and I'm going to find out what it is. No matter how many children I have to put at risk. (scoffs) Maybe someday you won't act so selfishly. MARK stands there, jaw agaped. --------------------------------------------------------- 15. INT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- DAY JACKSON, with MOLLY and ERIN, and various classmates scattering in the background(along with MIDUS and VAL), stand in the center of the amusement park. JACKSON looks around for a bit. JACKSON Hey... where's Midus? INT. NASA -- DAY NASA logo. VAL and MIDUS race through the open gates and join a tour, which has just left. We see pictures of famous moon landings and other images from space as we past. NASA TOUR GUIDE Now, as you can see, the North American Space Association has had a long track record of success in completing it's ventures. And well, we just want to take the time to show you how capable we are of attaching rockets to the north and south poles, pulling the ice craters out of the water and throwing them into space, creating Moon 2. We believe this will be the solution to the problems of global warming. Now, as you can see, we've already been to the moon, we've taken pictures of Mars, Pluto, Saturn, Uranus. MIDUS snickers. NASA TOUR GUIDE (CONT'D) We've also invented lawn chairs and hot dogs. VAL I can't believe it. MIDUS Told you. MIDUS raises his hand. MIDUS (CONT'D) Can we see the Hot Dog Place? NASA TOUR GUIDE Oh, I'm sorry, but that's not apart of this tour. You must be looking for the Hot Dawg '06 special. You better hurry, it starts in five minutes. MIDUS and VAL race off. Perry Como's "Magic Moments" plays. --------------------------------------------------------- 16. INT. NASA HOT DOG FACTORY -- DAY CONTINUOUS MONTAGE SEQUENCE of VAL/MIDUS finding out how Hot Dogs are made. Maybe insert part of Starboy, a still frame or such. EXT. NASA -- AFTERNOON MIDUS and VAL leave the gates, slowly, each worn out. MIDUS Next time, I pick the montage music. END OF ACT TWO --------------------------------------------------------- 17. ACT THREE EXT. NICOLE'S HOME -- AFTERNOON OUTSIDE shot through the window of NICOLE/LAURA talking. LAURA (O.S.) So, you went out with NEIL!? (change in tone) Who's Neil? NICOLE (O.S.) (Fading out) He's really sweet, funny... OVER to the STREET, where ESP and MARK still reside. MARK Can I go home now? EDDIE SCOTT POSER In a second. A school bus comes hurtling over the horizon, as POSER looks on. He smiles. EDDIE SCOTT POSER (CONT'D) Showtime. As the bus comes closer, POSER pulls out a gadget and makes the street actually RISE and become a ramp. He rubs his hands together, as the BUS comes crashing over. EDDIE SCOTT POSER (CONT'D) OH MY GOD! LOOK MARK! HOW CONVIE- EDDIE SCOTT POSER turns to MARK, who is no longer there. In his place is large stuffed elephant, with a note on it that read. "If you talk to me, you're dumber than I initially expected." EDDIE SCOTT POSER (CONT'D) Huh. The bus comes crashing down in the background in a blaze. EDDIE SCOTT POSER (CONT'D) ... Mark? (Looks into elephant) You in there? INT. NICOLE'S HOME -- CONTINUOUS NICOLE and LAURA are still sitting, talking. NICOLE I think I'm gonna go out with him again. --------------------------------------------------------- 18. LAURA What about Midus? EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- DAY MIDUS and VAL come racing into the park. They catch up with JACKSON, MOLLY, and ERIN. JACKSON Where'd you two jerkoffs go to? MIDUS I had a point to prove. JACKSON This isn't the hot dog thing again, is it? MIDUS Listen, we've got precious moments before we're supposed to be at the band award ceremony without some sort of caning. EXT. MAP OF AUSTRALIA -- FLASHBACK The MAP of AUSTRALIA, animated, smacks New Zealand against it's makeshift hands as if it were a paddle. INT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- DAY Same as before. JACKSON We're in a band? VAL, frustrated, pulls out a piece of paper and staples it to his head. JACKSON, blank stare, blinking eyes, begins to slowly topple over. JACKSON (CONT'D) Why. JACKSON falls in pain and begins to groan. VAL There. Now try to forget it. JACKSON FORGET WHAT?! He rolls around on the ground in agonizing pain. He pulls the paper of his forehead and reads it. JACKSON (CONT'D) Does this say "you phoned the damned?" (MORE) --------------------------------------------------------- 19. JACKSON (CONT'D) (Gets scared, reaches out to Val) DON'T WAKE THE DEAD! INT. COFFIN -- FLASHBACK A body lies asleep in a coffin, but it looks much like a bed. That's when an alarm to his side goes off. The body turns over, smacks the alarm, and goes back to sleep. INT. AMUESEMENT PARK -- CONTINUOUS MIDUS stands there, thinking. He turns to Erin and whispers. MIDUS You really have to turn the lights on to get anyone out of their coffin. She laughs. That's when a man comes up, wielding a shotgun. CRAZY SHOTGUN GUY Is, is that Jackson? Jackson Kechs? I was told that guy is Jackson Kechs. He cocks his shotgun and points it. CRAZY SHOTGUN GUY (CONT'D) Are you, Jackson Kechs? Jackson looks from side to side. JACKSON .... no? The Crazy Shotgun Guy seems confused, and races off. JACKSON (CONT'D) I... I think I sold that guy immortality... VAL You shoulda saved that for yourself. Val lunges at him with the stapler gun. JACKSON OH GOD! (crying) So many staples... MIDUS Hey Val... hate to destroy your chance at finally letting go of these feelings of pent up anger and rage, but we've got that awards ceremony. --------------------------------------------------------- 20. JACKSON Award Ceremony? For what? Midus looks at Val sternly. MIDUS We have time for one more. VAL staples him a final time. JACKSON ... Why... INT. NICOLE'S BEDROOM -- LATER NICOLE and LAURA are continuing the scene. NICOLE I... know where I stand with Neil. I've never with Midus. She takes a drink. LAURA Maybe that's what's so intriguing about him. Laura takes a drink as Nicole gives her a look. LAURA (CONT'D) Or maybe it's his impressive dvd collection. INT. AWARDS TENT -- EVENING JACKSON, bandaged all over his face, is sitting at a table with Erin, Molly, Val, and Midus. AWARD DIRECTOR And the winner of this year's parade award, Stephen King Memorial High School! A bunch of the band members in tables in the front go nuts. Back to JACKSON, who's eyes are wide. JACKSON Do we get money for this? (to Midus) Think we could sell the trophey? MIDUS Where are we gonna sell a parade award? JACKSON Ebay? --------------------------------------------------------- 21. VAL You're just like, a walking billboard for them. JACKSON (looking at self) I'm not fat! EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK -- NIGHT OUTSIDE, later, everyone is boarding on the buses to head back home. VAL is hanging out the door of one bus as MIDUS and JACKSON say goodbye. JACKSON is making out with MOLLY, who slyly slips him her e- mail address into his back pocket. She winks and leaves. MIDUS, hands behind him, sea saws back and forth on his toes. ERIN leans in, and gives him a kiss on the cheek. She whispers once in his ear. ERIN I hope this test run convinced you to just go ahead and try it. She pulls back, smiles, and slowly backs off and hops away. MIDUS and JACKSON climb aboard the bus alongside VAL. Later, JACKSON is sitting in front with JACOB RAWLINGS to his side. JACKSON Why do I gotta sit with the fat guy? MIDUS Cuz you say things like that and need to suffer. JACKSON It's not like I'll ever learn. MIDUS That's why I'll have to settle for pain. (gets look from Val) Oh, don't look at me like that. He forces me to. Otherwise, there's no punishment in any of his actions. Unless I take petty little stabs, he gets off scott free! JACKSON I do. It's awesome being me. INT. NICOLE'S BEDROOM -- LATER NICOLE and LAURA are hanging out, watching something on the tv. Nicole's phone rings, and it's Neil. --------------------------------------------------------- 22. She smiles as she exits the room, and LAURA sighs, returning to the viewage. INT. PLANE -- NIGHT JACKSON is sleeping. VAL is next to him, as MIDUS walks into frame. He sets up a single puppet. And then another. And another, all around Jackson, who is in the front row. He sets up a wall of puppets, and then throws a softball into JACKSON's chest. JACKSON wakes up with a huff, and leans forward into the wall of puppets. He screams. Oh boy does he scream. EXT. PLANE -- DAY The plane slowly descends from the sky as we hear Jackson's scream echo. Midus and Val laughs rise for a little bit as the credits roll. Over End Credits Eddie Scott Poser YELLS at Mark. EDDIE SCOTT POSER I ORDER you to disobey me! END OF ACT THREE