Generation LMNOP : Episode 9 : The Special Episodes : Volume 1
Completed as of March 30th, 2004 TEASER INT. SCHOOL -- DAY MIDUS and JACKSON are walking down the school halls, carrying books, and heading for the locker room. MIDUS Am I the only one who thinks that that today is going to be a strange day? JACKSON Why do you ask that? MIDUS Well, I woke up this morning and my alarm clock was replaced with a duck. Instead of hearing alarm bells, I heard quacking. JACKSON reaches his locker, opens it, and puts in his books. JACKSON You're just imagining things. JACKSON pulls out a penguin that waddles in his hands. MIDUS passes it off as normal, goes to his own locker, and pulls out his own waddling penguin. MIDUS I hope so. Shall we slide to class? JACKSON Let's slide. MIDUS and JACKSON slide on the ground using the penguins. END OF TEASER ---------------------------------------------------------- 2. ACT ONE INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- DAY MIDUS, JACKSON, NICOLE, and VAL are seated in class, waiting for class to start. VAL I have this weird feeling. Like something's... you know, different. JACKSON Well, I notice that you're wearing a tutu. VAL looks down and sees that she's wearing a pink tutu. VAL Aw, crap. MR. CLEAN enters the room. Yes, that Mr. Clean. He stands at the teacher's desk. MR. CLEAN Mr. Andrews could not be here today, so it'll be my accepted role for today to teach you the wonderful powers of cleanliness. JACKSON raises his hand. MR. CLEAN (CONT'D) Yes? JACKSON I was just wondering why the janitor is our substitute teacher. MR. CLEAN The state felt it necessary to devote its budget into a study to find out why the Philadelphia Eagles are so bad at football. INT. LINCOLN FINANCIAL FIELD DONOVAN MCNABB hikes the ball, and his offensive linebackers suddenly scatter like dust, leaving him alone against six defensive linebackers. DONOVAN MCNABB Okay, okay. Pay me a dollar and you can have the freaking ball. The linebackers fish in their pockets and pull out a dollar. DONOVAN MCNABB gives them the ball, takes the money, and goes to a nearby item catcher. ---------------------------------------------------------- 3. DONOVAN MCNABB (CONT'D) Come on, give me that contract to Miami... He grabs a contract, pulls it out of the machine, and looks it over. DONOVAN MCNABB (CONT'D) DETROIT!? DONOVAN MCNABB kicks the machine. INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- DAY JACKSON stares at MR. CLEAN, before he turns to MIDUS. JACKSON Why do we have Mr. Clean as the janitor, anyway? I use pine sol! MR. CLEAN Oh, that's it, Mister! Go to the corner! MIDUS (to Jackson) Oh, man, you pissed off Mr. Clean. JACKSON I'm not in the second grade! You can't make me sit in the corner! INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- MINUTES LATER JACKSON is now hanging upside down in the corner, with a sponge in his mouth. Assumedly, class is now over. MIDUS turns to NICOLE, who's standing next to him. NICOLE You didn't have to give Mr. Clean suggestions on how to hang him upside down. MIDUS I know, but it's worth it, isn't it? MIDUS hands NICOLE a really big stick, before picking his own up. MIDUS (CONT'D) Come on, let's see how many times we have to hit him in order for candy to come out. INT. SCHOOL -- DAY VAL walks towards the next class, but hears violent noises coming from the last classroom she was in. ---------------------------------------------------------- 4. She simply shrugs it off, however, and continues walking down the halls like nothing just happened. She turns to see PROFESSOR INATION, who happens to be carrying dynamite, C4, and a duck with him. So, she walks up to him and talks to him. VAL What's with the duck, Professor? PROFESSOR INATION I thought I'd try something different today. VAL Oh. But, don't you remember the LAST time you tried something different? INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- LAST WEEK MIDUS, JACKSON, VAL, and NICOLE are striking up a conversation. NICOLE This week was so this week-like. JACKSON Word to your mother of this week. PROFESSOR INATION walks into class in an S & M outfit. PROFESSOR INATION Hello, class! Everyone screams. INT. SCHOOL -- DAY PROFESSOR INATION simply stares at VAL. PROFESSOR INATION I'm telling you, that was my evil twin brother, Doctor Diablo Von Frenchie. VAL That makes no sense. PROFESSOR INATION Neither does quantum physics. JOEY MALONE floats on by. JOEY MALONE Quantum physics is only an otter to my vast perspective of the psyche. (MORE) ---------------------------------------------------------- 5. JOEY MALONE (CONT'D) You need only to tear open a hole in the otter in order to see the big picture. And what is that big picture, you ask? Vin Diesel. JOEY MALONE leaves. PROFESSOR INATION shakes his head. PROFESSOR INATION I hate that boy. PROFESSOR INATION leaves. INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- DAY JACKSON is now laying on the floor, with several bruises on his body, and several cough drops lying on the floor. MIDUS picks one of them up and frowns. MIDUS Aw, man, you HAD to have the crappy candy! JACKSON I hate you two so much right now. I'm not kidding. NICOLE Yeah, like, whatever. INT. SCHOOL -- MINUTES LATER MIDUS, JACKSON, and NICOLE are walking across the hall. STEVE, a gigantic three-horned demon from the pits of Hell suddenly grabs Midus. He looks mean and he looks like he's about to eat Midus, before he talks in a fairly nerdy voice. STEVE Hey, Midus, you got a pencil I can borrow? Mr. Mister has this killer test that I need to pass. MIDUS digs into his pocket and pulls out his pencil. MIDUS Here you go. Whatcha doin' tonight, Steve? STEVE thinks about it. STEVE Oh, nothing too much, I don't think. Terrorizing humanity, converting those on the line between good and evil to the path of chaos, eating babies... and maybe some karaoke. Wanna come? ---------------------------------------------------------- 6. MIDUS No, I remember the last time you took me baby eating. I got stuck with the bill STEVE Well, okay then! STEVE leaves. JACKSON Wasn't there just something terribly wrong with that? MIDUS No, no, I don't think so. In the background, STEVE is suddenly attacked by MAGUS, LILIAN, and KENT. MAGUS is brandishing a flaming sword, LILIAN is using a semi-automatic crossbow, and KENT is wielding what can only be described as a pair of nunchukus with several spikes on them. JACKSON I mean, the fact that you know the Hell demon and loaned him a pencil doesn't strike you as a bit strange? MIDUS Oh, he's an alright guy. Except on Sundays, that's when his religion makes him put mustard on babies. STEVE is getting the crap kicked out of him in the background. STEVE (BACKGROUND) AHH! THEY'RE RIPPING OUT MY EARS! MIDUS and JACKSON don't even notice. MIDUS Look, there's Val! MIDUS and JACKSON leave, while we continue to see STEVE being kicked in the ribs by MAGUS, LILIAN, and KENT while flailing about pathetically. STEVE Stop! Stop it! I haven't hurt anyone except a few babies! MAGUS tips over a vending machine on top of STEVE. Just as it's about to crush him, the scene continues on with MIDUS and JACKSON, meeting up with VAL, who is, for some reason, no longer wearing the tutu, but rather, her normal outfit. ---------------------------------------------------------- 7. JACKSON That was the fastest quick change in the history of quick changes. VAL looks confused and looks down. VAL Oh, thank God! MIDUS and JACKSON look at each other, shrug, and enter another classroom. INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- DAY MIDUS, JACKSON, NICOLE, and VAL take their seats, and PROFESSOR INATION walks in, carrying several explosives and a duck, like he was carrying earlier. Our main characters watch as he sets the duck on top of the explosives, then walks out of the room, coming back with more explosives. He walks out of the room a second time, before coming back, carrying a Stinger Missile Launcher over his shoulder, before he placed it on his desk. He walks out of the room AGAIN and comes back, carrying a SCUD missile on his back and placing it next to the desk. Satisfied, PROFESSOR INATION stands in front of his desk and smiles. PROFESSOR INATION Okay, class! Today, we're going to learn about matter and energy! JACKSON raises his hand. PROFESSOR INATION (CONT'D) (Muttering) Damn, not this guy. (outloud) Yes, Jackson? JACKSON What's with the duck? END OF ACT ONE ---------------------------------------------------------- 8. ACT TWO INT. SCHOOL -- DAY MIDUS and JACKSON leave the classroom, with JACKSON looking quite disappointed. JACKSON You know, the explosions that obliterated the Hall of Total Uselessness were very cool and all, but the bastard never actually told us what the duck was for. MIDUS I forgot we even had a Hall of Total Uselessness. JACKSON Yeah. I think that's where Tony Danza and Michael Keaton went to school! INT. HALL OF TOTAL USELESSNESS -- YEARS AGO TONY DANZA and MICHAEL KEATON are lighting firecrackers and throwing them at DEAN CAIN, while snickering. TONY DANZA We kick ass. MICHAEL KEATON Yeah. And I bet you'll NEVER have play as a disgraced pitcher in some crappy kids movie! TONY DANZA And I bet you'll never play as a snowman! They laugh and throw more firecrackers at DEAN CAIN. INT. SCHOOL -- DAY MIDUS shudders. MIDUS Jesus, don't mention those names around here. We'll get in trouble. They round the corner and enter the school cafeteria. INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA -- DAY MIDUS and JACKSON wait in line for food. JACKSON So, I guess here's the part where we mock the school's horrible food. ---------------------------------------------------------- 9. MIDUS You mean, comparing it to mud or, more accurately, nuclear waste? JACKSON Yeah, I mean, how many times is that tired old joke going to be beaten into the ground? JACKSON collects his tray that has what appears to be mud on it, with a glowing, radioactive octopus-like creature on top of the slop. MIDUS Seriously, it's just a bit much, I say. MIDUS collects his tray of live radioactive scorpions. JACKSON and MIDUS sit across from one another, and examine their food. JACKSON points at MIDUS'S scorpion-filled tray. JACKSON You gonna eat that scorpion? MIDUS Only if I can have a tentacle from your octopus. They exchange the items as VAL comes over and sits next to JACKSON. VAL I'm telling you, something's just off about this. I don't remember when they started serving that sort of stuff at the cafeteria. MIDUS Oh, like the food you bring here is any better. MIDUS points at VAL's food, which consists of monkey brains. Like they showed in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. VAL You have no idea how much trouble I went through to get this. INT. ZOO -- LAST NIGHT In front of a monkey cage, VAL looks around with shifty eyes. She then quietly opens a cage door, jumps in, and starts wrestling one of the giant babboons, before putting one in a half boston crab like in the cartoons. ---------------------------------------------------------- 10. VAL Come on! SAY UNCLE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA -- DAY MIDUS and JACKSON glare at VAL. JACKSON I'm kind of aroused right about now. Then NICOLE appears with a grumble, and sits down next to MIDUS. NICOLE What the hell is going on around here, today? Have you seen the Table of Popularity? Pan over to the Table of Popularity, where all of the popular kids sit. Today, however, the Unpopular Kids from the Table of Unpopularity have decided that today would be the day that they all stood up on the Table of Popularity and start dancing on it, causing all of the popular kids to leave in disgust. NICOLE (CONT'D) Unwashed heathens! NICOLE pulls out a ninja star and throws it at a goth, killing him. Nobody cares, except MIDUS. MIDUS Where in the hell did you get a ninja star? INT. BAMBOO FOREST -- NIGHT NICOLE, in a ninja outfit, leaps down from the bamboo forest. She's followed by another ninja, who throws a ninja star at her, but she catches it. After pocketing it, she and the other ninja have a brief fighting sequence before she stabs the other ninja with a sword. Then she makes Bruce Lee sounds. INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA -- DAY MIDUS Since when are you a ninja? NICOLE Um, well, that is... AMNESIA DUST! NICOLE throws amnesia dust in the face of MIDUS and then throws a smoke bomb on the floor. After the smoke clears, she's still standing there. MIDUS Nicole! How long have you been standing there? ---------------------------------------------------------- 11. NICOLE Too long. Long pause. JACKSON Right. Well. Um. I have no more witty banter to share with you peons. MIDUS Your banter is hardly witty. JACKSON Neither is your mom. MIDUS That don't make no sense. JACKSON Midus. It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of Molly. Awkward pause. MIDUS What? JACKSON Hell, I don't even know what I'm talking about any more. The scene pans over to BONEKING, who is sitting at the table, loudly banging his bony fists. BONEKING Babies! Babies! Babies! Bring Boneking some fresh babies! JACKSON looks over at BONEKING with an eyebrow raised. JACKSON I don't think they serve that here. BONEKING Then Boneking demands that you impregnate all of the ladies here, so that Boneking can get some eats! JACKSON cracks his knuckles. JACKSON Don't mind if I do! JACKSON starts to get up, but MIDUS pulls him down. MIDUS I think THEY might mind. ---------------------------------------------------------- 12. JACKSON Yeah... you're prolly right. JACKSON goes off. MIDUS Where are you going? JACKSON I'm gonna try anyways! Never hurts to try! ALICIA FNORD walks into frame. JACKSON (CONT'D) HEY! Want to help my friend Boneking out by having sex with me? ALICIA slaps JACKSON, and then looks at BONEKING. She screams, and slaps JACKSON again. JACKSON (CONT'D) Well, ouch. MIDUS She acts as though she's never seen Boneking before. BONEKING seems as offended as a large bone monster can seem. BONEKING Boneking isn't that bad looking! Boneking is very good with the ladies! Then he storms off and goes on a rampage in the background, slaughtering the Unpopular Kids who were still dancing at the Table of Popularity. MIDUS and JACKSON look at this, then quickly turn around. MIDUS and JACKSON Check please! Pause. VAL They don't... do that... here. JACKSON Oh. MIDUS I think they should. We should make every school cafeteria act like a professional restaurant. Can you imagine how that would work? ---------------------------------------------------------- 13. INT. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- DAY MIDUS, JACKSON, VAL, NICOLE, BONEKING, and NOAH HAWKINS are all sitting around, drinking tea respectfully. BONEKING Boneking say, this tea is quite dashing. MIDUS Indeed! NOAH HAWKINS looks at these people like they're crazy. NOAH HAWKINS Why the hell did I choose to sit with you people, anyway? NOAH storms off. JACKSON I say, something seems to have stirred Sir Hawkins. VAL Apathy? JACKSON Poorness. INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA -- DAY JACKSON and VAL stare at MIDUS, back away, then run away in terror, arms flailing and screaming. MIDUS sulks. MIDUS Nobody understands my ideas. END OF ACT TWO ---------------------------------------------------------- 14. ACT THREE INT. SCHOOL -- DAY For some reason, MIDUS and JACKSON are back together, again, despite the fact that JACKSON had run away from MIDUS, earlier. JACK HARMEN and JACK BREAKER walk over to JACKSON. JACKSON What the hell do you two freaks want? JACK HARMEN Jack B. and I have decided to invite everyone named Jack into our club, which will be called the Fish Swinging Club For Guys Named Jack. Wanna join? MIDUS jumps up and down, waving his arms in the air. MIDUS Ooh! Ooh! Can I join! JACKSON, JACK BREAKER, and JACK HARMEN glare at him, and MIDUS shuts up due to the glares. Then JACKSON turns to JACK BREAKER and JACK HARMEN. JACKSON Didn't we already do the "there are too many Jacks" joke? Suddenly, JAX from Mortal Kombat runs right past the screen, being chased by a gun-toting JACK BAUER from 24. They all glare at this. JACK BREAKER We are totally going to get sued. JACK BREAKER and JACK HARMEN raise their trout high into the air. JACK BREAKER & JACK HARMEN To the fishmobile! Away! They suddenly jump into a giant fish on wheels and drive away. MIDUS and JACKSON simply shrug this off as an everyday occurance, however. MIDUS You know, maybe I was wrong. Today isn't such a strange day after all. TONY DAVIS runs by the screen, shooting what appears to be an NES Zapper at the air. ---------------------------------------------------------- 15. TONY DAVIS You'll never get me, you damn ducks! He disappears off-screen. JACKSON See? Told you. TONY DAVIS (OFF-SCREEN) AHH! THEY'RE PECKING OUT MY EYES! THE INVISIBLE DUCKS ARE BRUTALLY PECKING MY EYES OUT! OH, WHY!? WHY DOESN'T THE AGONY STOP!? MIDUS Yeah, I know. Just a normal every day here in school. TONY DAVIS OH GOD! NOW THEY'RE MAKING A NEST IN THE CRATER OF AN ORIFICE THAT USED TO BE MY EYE SOCKET! WHY AREN'T I DEAD YET?! SOMEONE! ANYONE! PUT ME OUT OF MY MIS-- JACKSON shouts off-screen. JACKSON Holy mother of Mary on a crutch, Tony! Would you shut up, already!? TONY DAVIS ...Sorry! JACKSON and MIDUS walk away, as they're heading for ELLIOT A. RACEY'S English classroom. However, we do not go right away to this room, we instead go out to the courtyard outside of school. INT. SCHOOL COURTYARD -- DAY All is peaceful. Then an Evil Gnome Mole Tank plows out from the ground, and the EVIL GNOME LEADER, along with the EVIL GNOME SMARTASS and a few EVIL GNOMES appear. The EVIL GNOME LEADER stands high and mighty on top of the Evil Gnome Mole Tank. EVIL GNOME LEADER REJOICE, fowl beasts of the overworld! I, the Evil Gnome Leader of Deepwithinthefuckingundergroundah, have crashed the party that you call "high school", and soon, he shall take over the world! They all look around, and see nobody around. ---------------------------------------------------------- 16. EVIL GNOME LEADER (CONT'D) Why do I bother making speeches when nobody is around to hear them? EVIL GNOME SMARTASS I heard it, unfortunately. Your speeches have the effectiveness of a Bush speech. EVIL GNOME LEADER I resemble that. EVIL GNOME SMARTASS That's resent! EVIL GNOME LEADER Nice save, smartass. They enter the school. INT. SCHOOL CLASSROOM -- DAY ELLIOT A. RACEY is holding a huge sign that is apparently just a black dot. ELLIOT A. RACEY It's a period! A period! What part of a period do you not understand!? He's yelling at EDDIE SCOTT POSER, who's simply crossing his arms and pouting as if he doesn't know, or want to know, what ELLIOT A. RACEY is talking about. EDDIE SCOTT POSER You know, in Poland, we don't have periods. We have fumblefaeries. ELLIOT A. RACEY I... what? JACKSON What in the hell are fumblefaeries? EDDIE SCOTT POSER Are you from Poland? JACKSON Well, no. EDDIE SCOTT POSER points his scepter at JACKSON. EDDIE SCOTT POSER Then you do not need to know, heathen! Now, the King of Poland DEMANDS that you dance for his pleasure! And make it a SNOOPY Dance! JACKSON glares at EDDIE SCOTT POSER. ---------------------------------------------------------- 17. JACKSON No. EDDIE SCOTT POSER Aw. Suddenly, the intercom turns on. PRINCIPAL FEENY Ladies and gentlemen, this is Principal Feeny. I am not wearing any pants today. That is all. It shuts off. Then it turns itself on again. PRINCIPAL FEENY (CONT'D) Oh yeah, and there's a bunch of Evil Gnomes who are presently killing all of the students that aren't important in the very least, especially from the Table of Unpopularity. And remember that next week is School Pride week! That is all. It shuts off. JACKSON Okay, since when did Principal Feeny use the intercom? MIDUS And when did he stop wearing pants? INT. SCHOOL -- DAY We now go to later in the day, with VAL, JACKSON, MIDUS, and NICOLE walking along. In the background, the EVIL GNOME ARMY OF DEEPWITHINTHEFUCKINGUNDERGROUNDAH are killing people with great big Evil Gnome Knives that happen to be bigger than their bodies. JACKSON You know, I don't think there's been a single day more boring than this one. MIDUS Seriously. An EVIL GNOME SOLDIER walks by. EVIL GNOME SOLDIER Say, you guys wouldn't happen to know where the bathroom is, would you? I think I have some goth's eyeballs on my helmet. ---------------------------------------------------------- 18. VAL It's down the hall, and to the right. EVIL GNOME SOLDIER Thanks! He wanders off. NICOLE You guys do realize that he just horribly slaughtered an unimportant member of this school, right? MIDUS I know not of what you speak of. They shrug it off and walk along. Along the way, they pass by the villian of Gen LMNOP, THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN, and his henchman, VIRGIL. MILLION DOLLAR MAN Look at this! These gnomes are going exactly what I should be doing! VIRGIL Brutally stabbing things? MILLION DOLLAR MAN No! Causing hysteria amongst the commoners! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, come along, Virgil! There is much work to be done. Mostly by you. VIRGIL Aw, man. We pan back over to MIDUS, JACKSON, NICOLE, and VAL, who are standing outside of the classroom operated by MR. MISTER. Horrible screams are emenating from the room. It's either caused by the EVIL GNOME ARMY FROM DEEPWITHINTHEFUCKINGUNDERGROUNDAH, or possibly MR. MISTER'S test. JACKSON Doesn't Mr. Mister teach the Hell Incantations class? MIDUS Yes, he does. VAL That explains all of the blood staining the windows. NICOLE You'd think he'd hire an interior decorator or something. ---------------------------------------------------------- 19. VAL Funny thing about those people... they don't ever watch HGTV. NICOLE Unwashed heathens... MIDUS No, I'm pretty sure they wash. Especially after sacrificing those goats. They shrug and leave, heading for MR. WORD PROCESSOR GUY. We pan over to the EVIL GNOME LEADER, who's somehow talking with DOUG O'HARA and JOHN SANDERS. Sanders is eating dirt. EVIL GNOME LEADER Do you see the basumbas on that girl? They're huge! DOUG O'HARA They're not that large. EVIL GNOME LEADER Oh yeah? Well, you're not a gnome! DOUG O'HARA Obviously! EVIL GNOME LEADER TAKE THIS! Evil Gnome Leader pulls out a large gun, and zaps O'Hara. He freezes. EVIL GNOME LEADER (CONT'D) You were supposed to catch Fire! He pouts. EVIL GNOME LEADER (CONT'D) I wish my scientists wouldn't get as much Evil Gnome Head as they do. (sighs) They don't deserve it At that moment, the four, JACKSON, VAL, NICOLE, and MIDUS appear. EVIL GNOME LEADER (CONT'D) NO! JACKSONIA! They go into a fighting stance. Slow mo, as the gnome leader grows HUGE. MIDUS busts out a shotgun and starts firing at the gnome, but nothing phases it. Val takes out a bo staff and starts to tussle, but the Gnome leader takes it and breaks it, before cold clocking her back into her tu-tu outfit. She sighs. ---------------------------------------------------------- 20. Nicole fires a huge beam which knocks the gnome leader off of his feet. That's when the army comes out from the basement. GNOME ARMY Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. The four back up together, as Val rips off her tu-tu in frustration. MIDUS I think we have a problem. VAL We have a problem? I can't shake this freaking tu-tu! The gnome men start firing at Jackson, but we hit Matrix bullet time, and he dodges a few shots. Before Midus walks up as if not affected, and smacks him in his face. MIDUS NO! No! That's a bad Jackson! He pulls out a newspaper and smacks him again. MIDUS (CONT'D) Bad! JACKSON The first movie ruled. MIDUS Don't make me force you to watch the sequels. Jim Duggan appears and hands Midus a 2x4. Midus smacks Jackson and it breaks. MIDUS (CONT'D) Thanks Duggan. JIM DUGGAN HOOOOOOOOO! THE GROUP USA! USA! USA! Duggan leaves. Head back to the fight, as the Gnome leader has reassembled his army. That's when the rest of the school appears behind MIDUS/JACKSON/NICOLE/VAL. Poser, Harmen, Breaker, Malone, Amy, Laura, Davis, Lucy Scott. Even Answer Man and Captain Obvious are there, as are the teachers, Professor Ination, Scoutmaster MuLeast, Elliot A. Racey, Mr. Andrews. Everyone that has ever appeared on a Gen LMNOP show to this point. ---------------------------------------------------------- 21. EVIL GNOME LEADER Oh. How quaint. MIDUS These gnomes are the reason why we're stuck in the world we are stuck in. We all know that there's pain, there's strif, there's anger. But then there's Vengeance. And there's solace. The end will come one day for all of us, best to have it be today and go down in glory. Be always remembered for your efforts, and you can never truly die. Midus raises a sword toward the Gnomes. MIDUS (CONT'D) So... WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL! They charge. And that's when the evil Gnome leader pulls out a switch, and presses a button. FULL SHOT HIGH SCHOOL -- CONTINUOUS Explosion. Everyone dies. Including Aunt Sally. INT. LUNCHROOM -- AFTERNOON MIDUS, JACKSON, VAL, and NICOLE are sitting down eating. Jackson is still making "explosion" sounds. JACKSON That's what would happen if we all went to Mexico. MIDUS No. This is what Mexico and us'd look like. INT. MEXICAN LUNCHROOM -- AFTERNOON MIDUS, JACKSON, VAL, and NICOLE are eating tacos and wearing sombreros. Cut screen with the current lunch room. MIDUS (in Spanish) And that'd be us in America JACKSON Sie Senor. INT. LUNCHROOM -- CONTINUOUS Split screen. ---------------------------------------------------------- 22. JACKSON Well yeah. What did I say? Both Midus' lower their heads, smashing them on the table as we fade to black. END OF ACT THREE ---------------------------------------------------------- End Credits JACKSON and MIDUS are there, in their attire from the battle. Worn and beaten. JACKSON (CONT'D) Your wife is a HOOOOO... Who does she do? USA! USA! USA! U-S- As Jackson is talking, MIDUS smacks JACKSON in the back of the head one final time.
Main Writer: Mike Renner
Co-Writer & Creater: Thomas Ford