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[jack.harmen] - A somewhat popular jock, Jack is both on the amatur wrestling team and on the baseball team. He also happens to have a side business of selling snow, and somehow acquired a time machine.[favorite.tv.show] - [favorite.band] - Staind [favorite.movies] - Back to the Future [favorite.quotes] "Where be my parrot!" "So... you'd wish to use the time machine... two times then?" "I've got the business venture of a lifetime!" "Am I going to have to explain the rules of quantam physics to you and how going back in time can disrupt the space time contiuem? Because I will show you Back to the Future if I have to." "What's the opposite of Yes?" "Hi. I'm Jack Harmen, and I'm one half of the team we called VIAGRA." "You're basing how to be cool on Matthew Freaking Perry?!" "Jack B. and I have decided to invite everyone named Jack into our club, which will be called the Fish Swinging Club For Guys Named Jack. Wanna join?" "Well, how else would he(Jesus) know he's going to be resurrected? Magics and sorcery? I bet you're not Christian!" [appearances] Recurring Character : Season 1 1x01: [the.black.album] * 1x02: [campsite.hijinx] 1x03: [before.the.big.room.w/.lots.of.people] 1x04: [the.big.room.w/.lots.of.people] 1x05: [jacksonlantern] 1x06: [everyone.to.the.principal's.office] 1x07: [there.is.an.ending!.honest] 1x08: [a.swank.party] 1x09: [the.special.episodes.Vol.1] 1x10: [bando.bandaid] 1x11: [series.finale] * Recurring Character Regular Character : Season 2 2x01: [pawn.shop.power] 2x03: [great.lakes.diner] 2x04: [i'm.a.lil'.short] * 2x06: [the.band.trip.pt1] 2x09: [spontaneous.combustion] * - Non Speaking Role |