[Alicia loves Will & Grace. Jackson doesn't] -Alicia mentions this during dinner and it leads to their breakup(EP4) -Pokes out her eye with a Chinese football and says she can't watch her must see tv(EP5) -Flashback: Jackson and Alicia fight and there's no stunt double(EP12) -Made it CAN'T see TV(EP12) [ Breakfast Cereal People] -Tony the Tiger is run over by Keanu Reeves during “Speed.”(EP1) -Count Chocula's revenge on Keanu Reeves [Buffy the Vampire Slayer] -Midus dresses up as God(like Oz) during Halloween(EP5) -Midus and Nicole watch this episode after her party(EP15) -“I mean, anyone can be funny with props(EP3) -“That is so cool!” Xander like by Doug(EP7) [ Chimps ] -A Chimp beat Jackson at a Standardized Test and then crapped on him(EP1) -Draws Optimus Prime and says he can turn into a monkey(EP1) -Curious George attacks him and poops on him(EP5) [Death ] -You look worse than death!(EP5) -Everything he touches dies(EP15) [Doug O'Hara is creepily aroused ] -Waits for Lesbian action. Gets none(EP2) -A girl said porn?!?(EP7) -Project is biological chemistry of females(EP7) -First one to Midus' house when he hears of the porn tape(EP8) -Free Your Boobs!(EP10) -Initiates a Wet T-Shirt contest(EP10) -Draws boobs on his final exam(EP11) -Did those two girls just kiss?(EP14) [Eddie Scott Poser orders Mark(or others) Around] -Tells him to juggle dangerous objects[shouts out spleen line](EP4) -Orders Ination to give him back his game boy(EP7) -Orders Mark to kill Ination for not giving him back his game boy(EP7) -Tells Mark to eat his body for substance(EP8) -Tries to hunt Alicia Fnord/Eddie Cheno for sport(EP10) -Mark may only talk in the form of Dance(EP12) -Reason if FORBIDDON(EP15) [Elderly Republician Man] -Has the Power to pull out the sword(EP1) -Can't get off the mountain(EP1) [Europe's “The Final Countdown”] -Jackson plays this in Midus and his tent.(EP2) [George W. Bush is afraid of Pretzels] -As a pokemon ball, rather dies of starvation than eat one(EP2) -Runs away screaming as a pretzel chases him, and a pac man chases the pretzel, and a ghost chases pacman(EP6)[REWRITE NEEDED] [Grey Poupon Shark] -Attacks Link and asks Jackson for Grey Poupon(EP10) -Misses out on oppertuinity for Grey Poupon in a checkout line(EP15) [Godd and Savil] -Godd burns the good people on his list and an Angel as Savil says “I'm the evil one?”(EP1) -Plays role in Guilty Consious(EP2) -The Magic 8Ball is attached to Godd(EP4)[to be written] -Godd is happy that a chicken cheesesteak was created by him(EP10)[reedit] -Doesn't help Link cuz he hates everyone(EP15) [Health Teacher's anti-sex policy] -You WILL die(EP3) [Jack Harmen's Time Machine] -Jackson wants to go back and impregnant the virgin Mary(EP3) -An Old Man tells him not to stop Hitler from killing jews(EP12) [Jackson's belief of Santa Claus] -Jumps down chimney and steals your stuff(EP3) [Jackson can't rent videos anymore] -Booted from the video Store(EP11) -Mentions this to Laura(EP15) [Jackson's “Chester L. Kingsly” Charater] -Plays him and talks about needing a liver transplant due to eating bad turkey(EP15). [Jackson doesn't remember he joined the School Band] -Forgets directly after he joins(EP10) -Forgets but remembers when Midus tells him he crotch kicked a bagpiper(EP10) [Jackson Drunk] -Midus has a science experiment where he gets Jackson drunk(EP2) -Can we get beer?(EP11) -Tries to get a beer in a bar by acting like spies w/Midus(EP15) -As the “cops” come, Jackson rushes off with beer saying “Not again”(EP15) [Jackson hates powerwalkers] -Tells Val he hates her when she mentions this(EP10) [Jackson is lit on fire by Midus] -8thGrade Christmas Flashback, Jackson is soaked in scotch and lit on fire(EP1) -Midus lits Jackson's jacket on fire and roasts marshmallows overtop of him(EP1) [Jackson's Magic Fairy] -Gets a book from him(EP13) [Jackson's Puppet Phobia] -Midus tells Jackson of his fear of puppets and Sesame Street(EP6) -Jackson is scared of Nicole's doll(EP6) -Mimes are puppets(EP7) -Disney's mascots are incredibly large life sized puppets(EP10) -Finds out there's a doll that kills people[Chuckie](EP10) -Val gives him a puppet for Christmas(EP11) -Jackson falls off the tree because he sees a puppet(EP11) -Laura scares him with a Jack Nicholson puppet in the diner(EP14) [Jackson says “Bitch Whore Monger”] -Says it to Val(EP13) [Jackson says “You should never trust me.”] -Tells Val this while trying to weasel out of his science project(EP1) -Tells Midus this when he has revealed Midus likes Nicole to Val(EP12) [Jackson sold a cure for mortality on eBay] -Tells Midus he did(EP2) [ Jackson tries to have sex] -Says it's a sin not to, to Nicole(EP7) -I'd like to bend her:Amy Bender(EP7) -Hail to the king baby:Amy Bender (EP8) -I'm serious. Get Naked:To Nicole & Val(EP11) -“We're stunningly handsome?” to Miss Haas(EP12) -I can get you a bed to Val(EP12) -I could Grope you! To Val(EP12) -Send me to hell, with her!(EP13) -Easy lead in to the Will you sleep with me question to Laura(EP13) -Grabs Laura's breast by accident and asks to grab the other(EP13) -Asks Latino girl where his pants are(EP13) -Tries to buy Laura condoms(EP13) -What would it take to disrobe you? To Laura(EP13) -Oh? Threesome. That's cool.(EP14) -Touches a disgusting homeless woman(EP14) [Jackson's view on Women] -What? They're still objects(EP12) -Doesn't think they vomit(EP12) -Fights with women allow him to just stare at their breasts(EP15) [Joey Malone vs. Professor Ination] -Argues and denies physics in front of him(EP5) -For one, it's impossible, for two, it's creepy(EP6) -Ination doesn't care that Cheno is missing and Malone could fail(EP7) -Argues physics and makes both men disappear(EP8) -Ination's ending speech before finals(EP11) -Joey Malone floats Professor Ination down a hallway(EP12) [John Sander's eccentricity] -Digs up Highway(EP3) -Eats lightbulb and dresses up like the Mysterious Birdman(EP3) -Plays his song and attacks the Mysterious one in his Birdman suit(EP4) -Remembers and forgets the Hokey Pokey(EP6) -Eats dirt(EP8) -Is excited about a windmill(EP14) -Tunes Guitar but refuses to play(EP15) [Laura Townsend skips school] -Is playing Mortal Kombat II(EP6) -Nicole asks Laura why she's still there(EP12) [Link shouts “Oh God! My Spleen!”] -After asking out Nicole and trips(EP3) -Boneking hurts him(EP4) -Gets hurt by Davis/Harmen's slingshot(EP8) -Still hurt and writhes in pain(EP8) -The Shark hurts him when he doesn't have Grey Poupon(EP10) -Is hit with the Glitter DVD(EP14) -Says something else and then shouts it after being smacked into an oven(EP15) -A Rhino CRUSHES Link(EP15) [Magician] -Blames Midus for giving up a magic trick and is happy with a quarter(EP1) [Midus has eaten Jackson's brain] -Midus cooks an egg and tells Jackson it's his brain.(EP2) -Laura says how Jackson thinks people eats his brains when they eat eggs(EP14) [ Midus' odd observations on life] -Gonna get cancer someday, might as well be self inflicted(EP6) -Headaches are pulsating veins that can kill you(EP7) -Ever bite your middle fingernail and realize you're giving everyone the finger?(EP13) -Ever notice you draw more with pencils and write more with pens(EP14) [Midus' doubleganger jewish family] -First mentioned when Nicole sees Midus' family during thanksgiving(EP8) [Midus Smokes] -Starts with the Truth Spokesman with Laura(EP6) -Laura asks him how his unhealthy habit is(EP11) -Walks outside his house and smokes during Jackson's Ice Cream Bit(EP12) -Shouldn't you have learned a valuable lesson by now?(EP12) -Jackson yells at Midus as Laura and him smoke(EP13) -Val tells him to quit, says that's why he doesn't.(EP14) -Cheap tar sticks of DEATH(EP14) [Midus wakes up from dreaming oddly.] -Screams “There's too much Taffy”(EP11) [Nicole's Dad is a Rhino Tamer] -Multiple instances of Rhino's during Nicole/Andy's party(EP15) [No one knows how Hot Dogs are made except Nasa ]-Midus says this(EP4) -Midus goes to Nasa for answer(EP18) [Long Line of Midus Procrastinating Relatives.] -C. Procrastinator Steele's son shot the first shot to start the Revelutionary War(EP1) [People don't know who's on the other line of a phone conversation] -Midus doesn't know it's Val(EP8) -Val doesn't know it's Midus(EP11) [Perverted Cameraman] -Takes pictures of the group during 9thgrade(EP2) [Previous Moments in Jackson and Midus' life.] -Played Jackass(EP3) -Got lost in the woods(EP2) -Jackson chases Midus as he shouts “Vote Dukakhis(EP2) -Jackson drunk was Midus' 6th grade science experiment(EP2) -Jackson was burned during Christmas in 8th grade(EP1) -Jackson climbs a tree but can't go down(EP11) -Jackson tells Midus to buy Glitter(EP14) -Played Checkers as kids to a stalemate because of Jackson's refusal to give up(EP15) [Security Guards] -#2 wants to go back to the future(EP3) -Guards the Pep Rally(EP3) -Throws Sarah Jones out of Alicia's party(EP5) -Takes away Pete Rose from Jackson's Gambling Club(EP6) -Cleans up Jackson's blood spill(EP14) [Smoke Bombs] -Ninja Supply Store!(EP10) [Spontaneous Combustion] -Midus combusts to avoid a paper(EP3) [The Audience/Fourth Wall] -“You're WATCHING us?!?”(EP5) -Tells audience to be quiet when Nicole falls asleep in Midus' arms(EP15) [Tony Davis & Jack Harmen High Five] -Remember that time I frenched your sister?[doesn't reciprocate](EP4) -VIAGRA RULES!(EP7) -Playing Ring toss, they high five about pirates(EP10) -Tony walks by Jackson's high fived hand and high fives it(EP15) [Tony Davis & Jack Harmen Pratical Jokes] -Fill school's pool w/ Jello(EP5) -Plays dodgeball in the school's hallways(EP7) -Slingshot things during Midus' party(EP8) [ Tony Davis plays dodgeball]] -Plays dodgeball w/ Harmen in the school's hallways(EP7) -Hits Miss Haas with a dodgeball(EP12) -Loads Jack Harmen's locker with a dodgeball that smacks him in the face(EP15) [Val is Naive] -Doesn't know not to ask about sacks of things to Jackson(EP5) -Doesn't know what an Adult Bookstore is(EP12) -Where did she stick the hot dog?(EP13) [Young instances of all four main characters together] -Val is depanted as Midus and Jackson run by chasing each other(EP2)